Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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