On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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