the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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