It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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