I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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