i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everything about him screamed your future.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
