If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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