I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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