how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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