At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
