Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My breasts were aching with rage.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
