i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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