That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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