quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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