Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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