im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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