i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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