Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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