they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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