can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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