Already got asked if we're dating
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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