did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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