Your tits are I can't wait for
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
