We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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