Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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