he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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