I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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