3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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