another moral hangover. fuck.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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