i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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