So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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