You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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