why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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