I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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