if you like me you must not know who I am
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wear drunk well.
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