Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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