that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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