After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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