honey bunches of taint.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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