I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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