new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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