i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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