I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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