guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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