hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
