You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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