There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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