with your own penis?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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