But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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