i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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