just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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